Wow. Been a while.
Jul. 5th, 2009 11:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seanAnd my hero, Billy Mayes, is no longer with us.
I can imagine whats going on in heaven right now, and its prolly something like this.
"Hi! Billy Mayes here! Are you tired of watery, uncoordinated clouds? Are your cumulus's just not cutting it? Well I've got the solution. It's Billy Mayes Cloud Fluffer 2000! Never again will you have flat, papery clouds again."
He demonstrates.
"But wait, this amazing offer isn't done just yet! If you call now, we'll throw in a second cloud fluffer, absolutely free! Call now!"
And then he'd meet God.
"Are you too busy saving peoples souls to care about how your beard looks? Is it a mess, tangled and unkempt? Well, for the deity on the go, we're selling the Deity Beard Trimmer, only 19.95! You'll have a beard worthy of a godly title in no time! But wait! Call now and you can get the Deity Mustache Trimmer, absolutely free! Call now!"
But there wouldn't really be a number to call, and God would get his beard and mustache trimmer from Billy right then and there.
Because he's just that good at pitching new deals.
I'll miss you Billy!
I can imagine whats going on in heaven right now, and its prolly something like this.
"Hi! Billy Mayes here! Are you tired of watery, uncoordinated clouds? Are your cumulus's just not cutting it? Well I've got the solution. It's Billy Mayes Cloud Fluffer 2000! Never again will you have flat, papery clouds again."
He demonstrates.
"But wait, this amazing offer isn't done just yet! If you call now, we'll throw in a second cloud fluffer, absolutely free! Call now!"
And then he'd meet God.
"Are you too busy saving peoples souls to care about how your beard looks? Is it a mess, tangled and unkempt? Well, for the deity on the go, we're selling the Deity Beard Trimmer, only 19.95! You'll have a beard worthy of a godly title in no time! But wait! Call now and you can get the Deity Mustache Trimmer, absolutely free! Call now!"
But there wouldn't really be a number to call, and God would get his beard and mustache trimmer from Billy right then and there.
Because he's just that good at pitching new deals.
I'll miss you Billy!